NAKED Bar Madrid

I went on a Thursday night. There were about 22 people there. More than 30 would be too many. It is very small. Not many nooks for privacy, if you don't like everyone participating in your event. There are no lockers. You have your things on a hanger and an attendent keeps them in a closed closet with tag number on your wrist band. There was no cover charge, just make sure you have at least one drink of some sort. The bathrooms are filthy as people are often cleaning up in the small sinks with no towels. Because everyone is nude, people go downstairs and smoke and block the small area of the 2 tiny bathrooms. I stayed for a bit, but I won't go back. Try another spot is my recommendation.

Lousy server not nice that teaches you the fact that you can not go out drinking a beer outside because the police could put a "fine", and do not hesitate to smoke at the counter (while it is not authorized). Dirty, "slippery" floor, not cleaned and super small. No place to have quiet fun...

Lo recomiendo buena atención las instalaciones limpias con buenas ofertas para los clientes en precio. Ademas buena ubicación en cuanto transporte público.

La gente que lo atiende es maja y con muy buena actitud. Buen precio y aunque el local es pequeño puede dar juego, si uno se pone; tiene bien organizado el espacio con penumbras suficientes sin oscuridad total, está bien situado. Para mi el problema, en mis pocas experiencias, es que atrae a un público muy entrado en años que no me va mucho. Me parece respetable pero las veces que he estado ha sido así... no se si dependerá de días... No me he quedado con ganas de repetir aunque igual hay que dar alguna otra oportunidad...

The idea of hanging out naked and drinking a few beers seemed fun and so I went to Naked around 23:30 last night. It is small (five bar stools at the bar) but there is enough room in the front room for guys to also stand around and show off. Not many guys there on a Monday (maybe about 15) and they were in their "40s to 50s" with a few younger guys too. One particular studly and fit late-40s guy caught my eye and I smiled and then went into the back room and sat on one of the very nicely cushioned benches. About 30 seconds later he then came through the curtain and stood in front of me. He was getting really excited and had me stand, turned me around, and walked me to the sling where we both had a great time! (the lube dispensers on the wall are very convenient!). I guess he must have also said something to some other guys he knew there too as when then continuing to sip on beer in the front room over the next two hours, there were three other guys that then led me into the back room,

Veo en un comentario aquí por el que me deje llevar y dice que los domingos por la tarde está lleno este sitio, pues después de ver esta recomendación estuve el Domingo pasado y no se donde estaría el que lo recomendó porque gente no había, el sitio es pequeño, la verdad me lleve una gran decepción.

No está nada mal para lo que es. Yo lo recomiendo, sobre todo los martes a la noche y los domingos por la tarde que se encuentra lleno.

Sitio alejado de Chueca, ayer viernes cuando llegué estuve yo solo hasta que me aburrí y definitivamente me marché

From Canada, and I visited on a Friday night around 22:00. Really friendly staff that switched to English when I struggled with my limited Spanish (very rare for bars in Madrid!). It's a small bar and there weren't a lot of people when I got there... but as people arrived it reached some kind of threshold where the backroom went from nearly empty to completely full with hot action. Some naked guys, but mostly guys in underwear. As another poster said, it's a youngish crowd and the drinks are cheap. For 10 euros you get two drinks, and if you are decently athletic - the very strong possibility of action in your speedos. What's not to like?

If you visit Madrid you can not miss this new place is full of young people and good atmosphere also it is clean and the treatment of the staff is great. Everytime I go to Madrid is so much fun.

Small place, few people there on Saturday night. Youngish visitors, pleasant to talk to, but little action going on. Drinks are cheap.